ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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