weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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