I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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