My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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