It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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