I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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