I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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