well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
This house was built for laser tag.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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