I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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