Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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