my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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