You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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