I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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