i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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