let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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