I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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