The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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