No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This girl is more easily done than said...
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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