HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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