I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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