I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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