is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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