I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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