is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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