I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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