the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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