Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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