I love black thongs
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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