; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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