The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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