Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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