You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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