Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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