no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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