As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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