How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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