Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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