high people should be assigned attendants
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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