What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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