it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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