seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
ok first of all what the fuck
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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