We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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