Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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