Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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