living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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