capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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