But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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