Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's shark week go big or go home
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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