would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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