i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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